Friday, September 4, 2009
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. "I...
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
++++ The Pharmacist's Day ++++
The Pharmacist's Day.... Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown...
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Monday, August 17, 2009
FARMER JAKE'S PROBLEM Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant...
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Hello.. Just wanted you to know I've been very sich with a sinus infection and also urinay track infection. I'm taking my meds and should be alright soon. I miss everyone and will be reading and commenting as soon as possible, it's just to difficult to sit at the computer for any length of time....
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Friday, July 24, 2009
++++ ** Car Troubles ** ++++
An blond was driving home on the freeway after work when she was hit by a hailstorm that left her car completely dented all over. She decided to go to a body shop and asked the owner how much he would charge to remove the dents. Seeing that she was a blond, he winked at his partner, and told her it...
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Quote's About Life ...
1.. Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand. 2.. Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician. 3.. Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. 4.. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. 5.. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so...
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Friday, July 17, 2009
^^^^ A Funny Gorilla Joke ^^^^
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared,...
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009
## Euphemisms for Workplace Incompetence ##
Euphemisms for Workplace Incompetence.. 1.. I suppose every village needs at least one idiot... 2.. He's a full six pack, but he's missing the plastic thing that holds them together. 3.. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. 4.. She's as useful as a screen door on a submarine. 5.. I am convinced...
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Sunday, July 12, 2009
#### DADDY'S HUGE BLOOPER! ####
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in. “Carrie’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” He says. “That’s cool.” Says Bobby. Carrie’s father asks Bobby...
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Friday, July 10, 2009
^^ A Blind Man in a Blonde Bar! ^^
Some where in Germany, a blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman...
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