RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT

Thursday, August 12, 2004

I'm BAAAAAAACK!..........And boy do I have a bad-ass tale to tell you!!!

Rocky the Rabid Ranter here, with the tale to end all tales. But to be fair, I must warn you…this is not a tale for the faint of heart. Get out now if you feel the least bit squeamish or scared that you can't handle the brutal truth as only Rocky can tell it. You're still here?? Meeeeeooooow! So…to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 7, 2004

NEWS OF MY DEMISE HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED! I'M ALIVE!!!!

Rocky here, reporting live (and alive!)from the infamous Fleabag Hotel, where the quirky Warden has kept me under lock and key. Yeah, okay, I wasn't feeling too hot the last few days...so I relented and went for a ride in the "portable prison"--that plastic cage with bars on the door. But I didn't... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 5, 2004

The warden was right all along---THIS KITTY DOESN'T FEEL WELL!!

I told you in my last Post about how the warden likes to overreact when one of the inmates shows the slightest inclination of being unwell. She saw me limping and breathing a little funny, and was ready to take me for a ride in the little portable prison to see "that nice man." I didn't want to go,... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 1, 2004

Rumor has it I slipped and hit my head on the litter box…but it’s not true!

Rocky is alive and well! Sorry I haven’t pecked out a new post in awhile, but it’s gopher season! So….I hurt my leg, but I’m not sure how. I imagine it’s kinda like when you humans bump into the table and three days later there’s a huge bruise and you go, “Geez, will ya look at the size of this... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 31, 2004

To Pee...or Not to Pee. Or…"Yur-in" my territory now, baby!

(a repost) The warden is flaming furious with me today, and, I grudgingly admit, for good reason. Simply put, I peed on the throw rug in her bathroom. It wasn't the first time, and I'll wager it won't be the last. I'm not particularly proud of this fact, but I do have my reasons for repeatedly doing... Sign in to see full entry.

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