RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

A Voyeur's Twisted Tale

repost My name is Rocky. I am, to use the label you humans seem smitten with, a cat. But underneath my hairy feline hide is a very naughty boy prone to roguish behavior…which is probably what landed me a life sentence at the Fleabag Hotel, but that's another story. Anyway, it's not so bad here... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 25, 2004

Four gophers and two moles in one week. I am the KING!

No one, and I repeat, no one in these parts can hunt and catch stinky rodents like the Rockster. But I've really hit my stride this week, I'll tell you what. Those little buggers barely pop their heads out of their bunkers to catch a whiff of fresh air and—WHAM—I've got 'em right where I want 'em,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Houdini would be so proud. Wouldn't he??

I am the master escape artist of my species, bar none. The silly little warden here at the Fleabag Hotel thought she was going to take this little kitty for a little ride in her little car, in a little carrier that has bars on the door as only a good little prison must. Little did she know, I was... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Nuthead and the Fluffy Monkey

Don't you just love the silly nicknames humans come up with for their animal companions? "Nuthead" and "Fluffy Monkey" are two names the warden/butler insists on calling me, and they both came about from the same activity. When the warden is out in her garden, she often crouches down to pull weeds,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 9, 2004

No gopher cakes or fish treats??

I feel like such a male prostitute. I sucked up to the warden for a good solid week before my birthday, and I even said nice things about her in my last post. I even said I loved her, for meowing out loud! I thought for sure she'd take the bait and go all out for my birthday, but what did I get?... Sign in to see full entry.

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