RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Just how long CAN a "house mouse" live on peanut butter and crackers???

(repost) Rocky here, reporting live from the Fleabag Hotel, where the rat revolt is in full swing. So…the warden saw my rat "Ben" get away from me and scamper behind the stove. I, on the other hand, pretended that I didn't see anything. Rat? What rat? Hmmm…I never saw a rat in here, did you? I... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 17, 2004

LIVE NUDE CAT tells his tale about The House "Mouse's" Misadventure!!!!

(a repost) The rodents across America are in revolt, and I know why. Okay, I lie, only the rodents within spitting distance of the Fleabag Hotel give a rat's ass, but still…a rodent revolt of any size is not a trifling matter. So anyway, I'm stuck at the Fleabag with the warden/butler and three... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 12, 2004

Vermin? Did somebody say vermin? Ta-da…caped-crusader Rocky to the rescue!

The evil warden here at the Fleabag Hotel(aka "Quirkyalone" to you bloggers) recently posted a scintillating exposé titled CALL AN EXTERMINATOR, ASAP! "VERMIN" HAVE INFECTED ALL OF BLOGIT!!!!!!! Though but a humble feline, I couldn't keep quiet…I must jump into the fray and say: Hey, forget the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 9, 2004

LATE NIGHT FLESH FESTS

(a repost) The warden's odd washing ritual, though titillating, can't hold a candle to what goes on under the cover of darkness…under the covers of a bed…under the "cover" of an innocent little kitty snuggling with the warden in her warm bed. The warden, (a.k.a. “the butler") has a soft spot in her... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 3, 2004

Who wants to join Rocky's Harem??

I don't know how this happened, but I feel compelled to start a kitty harem. Thus it is with a mix of sheer delight and cat-astrophic consequences that I announce the following: the first harem shack has been located, and member applications are now being accepted. Only those deemed "feisty feline"... Sign in to see full entry.

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