RABID RANTS OF A MAD HOUSECAT

Friday, December 2, 2005

What nerve! The warden has done the unthinkable!!

Oh, hold me…the mean warden put a baby-latch on the cabinet where the garbage can is stored!! She said she was tired of me digging through the trash to find my daily treat…whereas I said, hey, if that's where you insist on putting the good stuff, what am I supposed to do, ignore it? NOW…I can't get... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 2, 2005

The Blogit vermin are out of control!!

Ta-da…caped-crusader Rocky to the rescue! The way some bloggers talk, it appears Blogit is over-run with vermin who scurry from post to post, chewing on anyone whose opinion differs from theirs. Well, hello!! Instead of writing all those posts complaining about it, why didn't someone just ask ME to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

The rodent KING hits the gopher jackpot!!!

There must be something in the air these days cuz' I've caught three gophers AND a mole this week! No one in these parts can catch rodents like the Rockster. Those little buggers barely pop their heads out of their bunkers to catch a whiff of fresh fall air and—WHAM—I've got 'em where I want 'em,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

What you get when you cross a cat with a dog and a deer...

ME! The warden says I am not a cat at all, but a new breed, something unheard of and totally unique. Well, that sounds good, I'll buy it! She calls me the "three-in-one" pet. She says I am feline outside, dog and deer inside. The "feline outside" part is obvious enough. She says I am a "dog inside"... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 4, 2005

Haha!! She's so "OCD" that all of her cats are color coordinated!

Rocky here, dishing about the quirky warden at the Fleabag Hotel (which FYI, is just a euphemism for prison!). I overheard her telling another blogger about us inmates, how we all match. And I thought, you know what, the warden is so obsessive-compulsive she probably planned it that way! Think about... Sign in to see full entry.

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