SOME NONSENSE BECAUSE WE NEED A LAUGH
There was an old lady who said, when she found a thief under her bed, get up from the floor you’re too close to the door and I fear you’ll take cold in the head. A diner while dining at Crewe found quite a large mouse in his stew. Said the waiter “Don’t shout and wave it about, or the rest will be... Sign in to see full entry.