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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

“Tell me,” said one blonde to the other...

“When you’re making love, do you speak to your husband?” “Sure, if he calls me...” Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

A blonde was describing her blind date to a friend.

"After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back to my apartment, but I refused. I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that." "That was smart," her friend said. "Then what happened?" "He kept insisting, and I kept refusing," the blonde said. "You didn't weaken, did you?" asked the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

A blonde is flying from New York to Paris.

Soon after take-off the pilot announces: "I'm sorry, but we have lost one of our engines. We'll arrive in Paris approximately half an hour late." A few minutes later, he comes on again: "Hate to disappoint you folks, but another engine is down. Don't panic - we've still got two going, but now we'll... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together.

They add up their life savings which total $200.00. The blonde decides to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees and leaves to go and find the perfect bull. When she does she is to send a telegram to the blonde and tell her to come and get it. Finally, the brunette finds the bull of her dreams... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road.

The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

A blonde girl comes back from school one day, runs to her Mom and says,

“Today at school we learned how to count. And all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. That’s good, isn’t it? “Yes darling, very good!” “Is that because I’m blonde?” “Yes, sweetheart, it’s because you’re blonde.” Next day, the girl comes back from school and... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

A blonde has been missing for three days. Her husband is very worried,

calls the cops and searches for her everywhere, but nothing turns up. Finally, on the third day she suddenly walks into the house! “My God, darling,” cries the husband, “where have you been? Everyone was looking for you!” “I was kidnapped, and they kept me for a week.” “A week? You were only gone... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 8, 2013

A blonde and her husband are in bed sleeping. Suddenly the neighbor's dog

starts barking and they wake up. The dog keeps barking, the blonde sighs, gets up, says to her husband, “Wait and see what I’m gonna do,” and dashes out of the house. Five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face. The dog is still barking, only louder, and the husband asks, “So, what... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk...

“Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk stares at her and says, "Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers!” The blonde’s eyes widen, she shakes her head at such ignorance and says, “Hellooo! My computer has windows...” Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears.

The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear." The doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!" Sign in to see full entry.

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