A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful...
So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and he said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons... Sign in to see full entry.