God wanted to have a holiday...
so he asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. "Why not go to Jupiter?' asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping ground," said God. "Well, how 'bout Mercury?" "No, it's too hot there." "Okay," said St. Peter, "what about Earth?" "No, Oh God no," said God, "They're such... Sign in to see full entry.