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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into...

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes." Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher's telephone rings a second... Sign in to see full entry.

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