Monday, July 19, 2004
The Last Supper
Imagine some icon similar to the "Golden Arches" plastered to a billboard on an American freeway. Underneath reads: Over nine served. No one leaves hungry.
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Friday, July 16, 2004
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
WARNING: The following is not my own creation, so don't bitch me out!) 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the course 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most...
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Thursday, July 15, 2004
Anyone
Anyone like dogs or cats at least those of you think you're fat!. I suggets you visit the Mutts website. It's the cutest site. But sure to visit! Here is a sample: Like to see more? Visit their website!
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Thursday, July 8, 2004
All Thrilled Up And Only Disappointment To Show
This morning on my drive to work I was behind a Ford SUV. The license plate read PCLVR (Peace Lover for the license-plate-reading challenged). On the right side of the back bumper was a sticker that read "Harm none/Do what ye will." On the left side of the bumper was a sticker that read "Enchanted."...
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Wednesday, July 7, 2004
Poor Little Dead Birdie
A bird just crashed into my window. I am four stories up. From previous experiences, I know this bird is probably dead--either by hitting the window itself or from the tumble to the ground below. Birds Away!!!
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GROSS!!!
Why is it that some women feel they do not need to flush after using the bathroom? I DO NOT want to see their bloody toilet paper when I go into a stall!!!
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Tuesday, June 29, 2004
What I Just Noticed
Wonky is DOMINATING the comments area right now (9:56pm HST). Wonder if she's trying to get (or keep) a place on the top ten of who has commented the most this week!
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Thursday, June 24, 2004
Do You Have A Phobia?
A woman just sued a hotel for being the cause for her recent aquisition of a phobia of toilets. I can't imagine being so afraid of toilets that I couldn't use one! UCK! My phobias are of bees (and wasps) and spiders. What are yours?
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Where The Hell Are Our Priorities?
How is it that Ben's big win at the poker table gets mega headline time on AOHell, but the Korean who was just beheaded in Iraq barely gets a mention?
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Saturday, June 19, 2004
Epecially For Tremacc
Here are a couple of goofy haiku I wrote a log time ago. I posted them on the Honoluu version of Craigs List. Enjoy (and get a good gigle.) Whirlybird go boom whirlybird go boom bird spiraled into fledgling tree birdyboom go whirl Odor Of Urine odor of urine permeates morning air irritating cats
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