OB's Musings

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

When Life Imitates . . . Life

Something happened to me recently which reminds me of a comment Whim once made on one of my blogs when I broke my foot the second time. I do believe I am going through yet another clumsy stage. Saturday I almost tripped on the stage at the bar where J and I go to hear our friends play music--3 times... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 8, 2004

Try, Try Again? Sheeyah, Right!!!

If at first you don't succeed, scream, yell, bitch, and moan until you get your way! Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 4, 2004

Once Again, The Stupidity of Some People!

I would have posted this to Opinionated Bitch, but I've already put to posts there in the last few minutes, so here it will be posted. My J emailed this to me, and I can only assume he got it from one of the Golf Forum boards he reads: Dear Friends, My wife is fond of saying that my last words on... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 2, 2004

Oh! The Glorious Feeling Of Pain!

I'm fairly certain that all of you who read this have had a muscle cramp at least once in your life. You know how painful it can be and how the pain seems to last forever. I'm here to tell you that there is no better feeling in the world than to have the muscles in BOTH butt cheeks cramp up at the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 23, 2004

I'm On A Quizilla Kick! And I Answered These As Honestly As Possible!

I seriously resisted the urge to be cynical in my answers, and instead I did the honest thing. I actually chose the most accurate answers! Nerdslut What's your sexual appeal? brought to you by Quizilla your asshole. What swear word are you? brought to you by Quizilla Your: Happy eyes! Your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Absolutely, Positively, 100% For Editormum!

Mummy, I found this quiz in my online search for POM Wonderful! YOU'RE TANGERINE! You're happiest when things are a little tart. Witty and a little cynical, you see people as they are, with all their foolish little flaws, but are still able to find them amusing. Which flavour of POM Wonderful are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 20, 2004

Screw It!

My man will never let me drink when I am sick, but screw that. I feel so gaddamn awful right now that I'm gonna MAKE him buy me some whiskey so I can have me a hot toddy or two or ten. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Something I Just Noticed

When trying to use an electric typewriter, be sure to turn the typewriter on prior to typing. *yes, I am lacking much sleep* Sign in to see full entry.

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Hrmmmm......

****************************************************************************** BLAH! ****************************************************************************** Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004

I Need One Of These!

A friend sent this to me via email: ODD RING My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead! Maybe next time... Sign in to see full entry.

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