OB's Musings

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Saturday, May 15, 2004

Not A Musing . . . Just Amusing!

A good friend of mine sent me this link. It is really funny and incredibly cute! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 29, 2004

Jemmie Is Proud To Announce . . .

The jingle from the ebay commercials is FINALLY out of my head! I woke this morning with Janis Joplin's Me & Bobby McGee in my head instead. A MUCH MUCH MUCH better song to have stuck in my mind, IMHO. Sign in to see full entry.

2003's Best Headlines

A dear friend sent this to me. I thought it was pretty funny. Dunno if they are actual headlines--I wouldn't doubt it, though. THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2003: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Iraqi Head... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 26, 2004

Rude Office Manner

Keeping someone on hold for more than one minute (heck--even more than 30 seconds) is just plain RUDE! Sign in to see full entry.

A Maddeningly Addictive Jingle

I hate these commercials. I hate the jingle. But for the last 12 hours or so I've had........ The glass thing that you'll find...dum dum dum...dum dum dum...phones that ring jingalingaling....bells that ring...dum dum dum dum dum......THAT'S ON EBAY! Please make it stop. (And if it's not the Ebay... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 16, 2004

***SCREAM***

I hate when people use then when they should be using than (and vice versa). *mutter* Disclaimer: This is a general statement and not meant to single anyone out. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Conspiracy??? You Decide!

Passion plate Passion flower Pecan flower Conspiracy? Are the three IDs bugging together to confuse people? Or are they all one person hoping to get more clicks? Well, DUH!!! Neither! But isn't it odd all the same? Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Hot!!!

When using a metal spoon to stir a hot beverage or meal, do not put the spoon in your mouth immediately after stirring. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 1, 2004

Hot? Cold? What's The Difference?

When attempting to heat up a beverage using the microwave, it is helpful if you put the beverage in the microwave itself and not in the refridgerator! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

One, Two, Three . . . Can You Name Me?

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