Life's Gentle Lessons

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Saturday, September 2, 2006

Try the Wine of Perfect Love

Come in, beloved. This tavern is Open Twenty four seven. We are all drunk On the wine of Love. Join us, please! Just leave your mind at the door. You may pick it up on the way out. For we are too simple For sophistication and sycophants, And this wine needs drinking. We have no Sunday Blue Laws And... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 1, 2006

Meth: so what is the attraction?

Fear: fear to be a success fear of my feelings fear of waking up fear of God fear of Life Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Methamphetamine Nectar of the Devil

So What else need be said? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Meth is a blight on as well as a commentary on our Lifestyles

Can anyone think of anything positive about Meth? If you can, I invite you to now. Sign in to see full entry.

Meth is a blight on as well as a commentary on our Lifestyles

Can anyone think of anything positive about Meth? If you can, I invite you to now. Sign in to see full entry.

Meth is a blight on as well as a commentary on our Lifestyles

Can anyone think of anything positive about Meth? If you can, I invite you to now. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Meth Lab Adventure

So while I was in Arkansas, I accepted the assignment to watch a house owned by an 83 year old dear friend of mine. I found out about a week and a half after arriving that the house had been used as a Meth lab by some former occupants. Suddenly, the light went on and I could explain why every night... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

I contact the President's special assistance for terrorism and am dismissed

In july when I received my $45,600.90 check and was asked to transfer 90% to a bank account in Hong Kong, I contacted Ms. Townsand's office to report this incident. She is a special assistant to the President on homeland security. They basically hung up on me. So today I submitted the following to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

No Response ... Shall I try to deposit the check?

I am so tempted to put this check into my ATM deposit envelope. I am quite sure that I would finally get a response from the company or at least their bank. Only problem is, I would get a response from the FBI as well. And since I already reported this activity to the FBI, I am sure the response... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Sent two more emails and am waiting to hear.

This company is a multinational giant. The only way to email them appears to be by filling out a form on their website. So yesterday I filled out forms for two different divisions. My hope is that someone at the company will be astute enough to realize that this check represents a severe breech of... Sign in to see full entry.

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