Old News (The Unbearable Lightness Of Blogging)

Soooo, I'm certainly spending my first Friday night back home in a decidedly unglamorous fashion. Yup, here I am, still hard at work on my school blog. And yet, despite these tireless efforts, it remains not quite "ready for primetime". However, I have worked out most of the kinks, plus adjusted the... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, this morning, I was in Wawa, and I ran into Clarence Tannenbaum. He's this guy I used to know. In fact, we used to date, actually. I say "used to" because we don't any longer. It was no one's fault, really. We both just sorta drifted apart in opposite directions. Plus he stopped returning my... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, following an inhuman amount of effort and personal sacrifice on my part, my new blog is finally (nearly) completed! Almost. Now, as of this moment, the site only contains a handful of my original artworks. (Plus a rather creepy and disturbing anecdote about my grandfather.) However,... Sign in to see full entry.

I was planning to write a post tonight concerning my constant daily struggle with insomnia, and its crippling effect on my life. However, unfortunately, I'm way too sleepy. So I figure I'm just going to go to bed, and I'll write about it tomorrow. Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, anyways, I'm standing around in the drugstore, minding my own business, waiting for a refill on my prescription for chewable Prozac. When I happen to notice something very peculiar. Seems the elderly, well-dressed gentleman in front of me has something green in his ear. Almost like a green... Sign in to see full entry.

(Well, at least when used together in a phrase, anyways.) Soooo, early this morning, I left the friendly confines of home and went back to school in New York. As you can probably imagine, saying the various goodbyes * was very difficult and, despite my best efforts to "put on a brave face", many... Sign in to see full entry.

The following is an actual excerpt from a conversation between myself and my brother's imbecilic girlfriend, Michelle, which took place during breakfast this morning. MICHELLE: Why do they call it "Labor Day"? ME: It's named in honor of the Twelve Labors of Hercules. HER: Nuh uh! ME: Yeah huh! HER:... Sign in to see full entry.

If you missed yesterday's post, you'll probably want to read that first (otherwise, the horrifying conclusion below may lose some of it's shock value): http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/485982 Nervously, my mind races... repeating a single, simple command over and over: Don't mention... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, last night, my mother and I are waiting outside the house for my stepsister to arrive. My mother is once again going over my instructions of what not to say (so as to avoid "setting Olga off"). I listen intently, petrified with fear. In fact, I haven't been this frightened since our last... Sign in to see full entry.

Soooo, my stepsister arrives later today... which, as I noted in a previous post, is not necessarily a cause for raucous celebration. BTW, if you don't happen to recall that particular post, or you simply wish to go back and read it again (because it was so compelling ), here's the link:... Sign in to see full entry.