FEATHERKAHN, OTHER BIG BIRD PALS PROTEST QUARANTINE
NATION OF AVIAN LEADER CALLS MUPPETS ‘GUTTER’ ENTERTAINMENT; FLYING FREAK CLAIMS BUSH PROMOTING ‘FRYING PAN’ MENTALITY Crawford, Texas (State Bore News) – Shouting slogans critical of President Bush, hostile Avianist activists blocked access to the Bush family compound Monday afternoon in Crawford, Texas, where Big Bird is under Federal flu quarantine. The loveable PBS icon is charged in a Federal Flu indictment with ‘plotting to kill America’s children and solgers (sic) with... poisonous... Sign in to see full entry.