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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Your Duck is Dead--

Your Duck is Dead-- > A woman brought >a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid >her pet on the table, the vet pulled out >his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. > >After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, >"I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed... Sign in to see full entry.

Jokes-Post-Flight to New York

A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a cross-country flight, and settles herself in for the trip, smiling prettily at admiring passengers seated around her. Underway, a flight attendant soon approaches the blonde and says, 'Miss, I'm sorry, but I see that your... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast...

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast... A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so long to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Gas Attack

Daily Joke-Post Gas Attack There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for her to seek help. Finally, however, she was persuaded to consult her family... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Daily Joke ~ Alligator Hunting

Daily Joke Post: A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

An original way for boys to cut the classes

Here's another joke from Jokes Post enjoy: A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been circumcised and he's... Sign in to see full entry.

Having a baby

For your enjoyment here is another joke I recieved from Joke of the day; Having a baby There were three ladies at the obstetrician's office, waiting to see what their results were. When the first young woman came back to the waiting room, she was very happy. "I'm going to have a boy!" she declared.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Blonde Detective Training

Hello everyone I have another Joke to share with you from Daily Jokes..Hope you like it too: A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid...

This if from my Jokes of the Day. I thought it was funny so I wanted to share it with you: A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Boyfriend

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day... Sign in to see full entry.

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