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A great one.. I'll put a link in my blog to this..
posted by
orcalion
on September 23, 2010 at 11:01 PM
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Re: I don't know WHY but your joke reminds me of THIS one! Can YOU tell me why?
LOL Thanks Guy, that was a good one..
posted by
MsJudy
on September 18, 2010 at 2:29 PM
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I don't know WHY but your joke reminds me of THIS one! Can YOU tell me why?
Two women with serious “fear of flying” issues, were flying aboard a commercial airliner, in the First Class section of an overseas flight. As luck would have it, both “white-knuckle” passengers were seated next to each other, and they were nervously discussing their concerns about the safety of flying. The lady sitting in the window seat was a striking blonde Scandinavian wife of a wealthy businessman, and her companion was married to an NBA basketball player, a beautiful black ex-model. Their conversation naturally centered on recent plane crashes, aircraft maintenance schedules, and since the flight went over vast stretches of ocean, the flight attendant’s ridiculous instruction about seat cushions being useable as flotation devices. The more they talked about such things, the more frightened they became.
They had both heard all of their husband’s statistically based assertions that air travel is far safer than all types of earth bound modes of transportation, but remained unconvinced. The blonde lady expressed her dread of sinking with the aircraft to the bottom of the Atlantic, a dark and watery grave. The ex-model said that she would hate for her family to have to attend her funeral service, burying an empty casket, knowing that her body could forever remain un-recovered aboard the plane, in the murky depths of the Atlantic Ocean, too.
The blonde passenger began going through her carry-on baggage and putting on all of her flashiest jewelry, expressing her theory that she wanted the navy diver’s lights to be able to easily spot and recover her body, from the darkness at the ocean floor. Her companion quickly removed her underwear! Her incredulous companion asked why she had taken off her panties, and what good that would do. The ex-model’s reply was, “Honey, everyone knows that the first thing that the divers would be trying to locate in a sunken aircraft, is ‘The Black Box!’”
The airline flight attendants heard their peals of laughter coming from the first class section, and marveled that the two most visibly nervous passengers aboard the flight, completed the rest of the flight calmly, after their whispered conversation and the sudden break in their tension, attributing the remarkable change of demeanor to the complimentary champagne.
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on September 17, 2010 at 4:03 PM
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That was a good one! Touche! sam
posted by
sam444
on September 17, 2010 at 12:51 AM
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