Jeff's Jots for Tuesday, March 18, 2003

I have something shocking to tell you. Are you sitting down? Brace yourself. Are you ready? Here goes. I didn't wash my car last month. Isn't that awful? And what's worse is this: I don't intend to wash it this month either. Isn't that terrible? Washing my car is one of the things I don't do because... Sign in to see full entry.

The average person makes and receives thousands of phone calls per year. Most are forgotten before the telephone receiver gets cold. Sometimes a phone call is remembered forever, no matter had badly the participants want to forget it. "Hi Honey, Did I wake you?" "Yeah" "I'm sorry, I thought you got... Sign in to see full entry.