How To Give A Cat A Pill If you have ever tried to give a cat a pill you know how difficult it is. The following instructions are fool proof! 1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
Bubba decided to visit Colorado to do something he could never do back home....snow skiing.Unfortunatel y for Bubba, before he was even able to make it up the hill, he was knocked unconscious by the chairlift. As soon as he could, he called his insurance company from the hospital only to be told... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Thank You .. Mr. President!!
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Some Wise Old Turkeys .............
The older the turkeys got the smarter they became... Have a Great Day! Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
During Hunting Season One must always be alert... Otherwise the deer will outsmart you.... But the most important thing is to not fall asleep! Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Funny Newspaper Headlines ************************************ Queen Mary having bottom scraped Two convicts evade noose, jury hung Dealers will hear car talk at noon Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers War dims hope for peace Autos killing 110 a day,... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
' The Tater Saga '
Tater Saga Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, November 5, 2007
* Pilgram Interupters *
"PILGRAM INTERUPTERS" This is a selection from a book called "Then Some Other Stuff Happened: A New History of America, Sort Of", a collection of short pieces about history written by eighth graders and compiled by Bill Lawrence, a teacher and columnist —... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Ads Gone Wrong For sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. For Sale Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy.... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Redneck Jet Ski Redneck Etiquette Ears: While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's own truck keys. (NOTE: Keys must also be cleaned regularly, because ear wax buildup can short circuit a starter switch.) Brushing & Flossing Scientists have... Sign in to see full entry.