Blondes Interview to Be Cop's The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said,... Sign in to see full entry.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
These excuses were on accident claim forms of a major insurance company. Customers were asked for a brief statement describing their particular accident. 1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 2. I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, April 27, 2009
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, April 24, 2009
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING: 1.. Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
__ Reason's not to mess with the children __
Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Enjoy Your Day! A young man was sitting in class when the professor asked him if he knew what the 'Roe vs. Wade' decision was. He sat quietly, pondering this very profound question. Finally, after giving it a lot of thought, he sighed and said, "I think this was the decision George Washington made... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
ALL PUNS INTENDED... Minds are like parachutes — they function only when open. A backward poet writes inverse. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu — the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating by always using condiments. Gasoline with carrot juice gives you beta... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
$$ What Doctor's Really Mean $$
“This should be taken care of right away.” I’d planned a trip to the islands next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. “Welllllll, what have we here…?” I have no idea and I’m hoping you’ll give me a clue. “Let me check your medical history.” I want... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
~~ What a Dummy! ~~
What A Dummy These three guys go down to Mexico one night and get drunk and wake up in jail. They found out that they are to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done. The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says,... Sign in to see full entry.