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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Double Talk ..

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

GIFTS OF 'WISDOM'? 1. A day without sunshine is like, well...night. 2. If someone’s always late, perhaps their ancestors arrived on the Juneflower. 3. Would the ocean be deeper without sponges? 4. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 5. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

**** Blonde Medical Dictionary ..

Artery………….Study of paintings Bacteria…………Backdoor to cafeteria Barium…………..What to do when treatment fails Bowel…………….Letter like A E I O or U Ceasarean Section….District in Rome Cat Scan………….Searching for Kitty Cauterize…………Make eye contact with her Colic…………….Sheep Dog Coma……………..Punctuation Mark... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Moron Jokes for all your Moron Friends Why do morons like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture. Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast? Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate!! What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Redneck Babies In the back woods of Arkansas, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. A doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous redneck busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Cat Commandments >^''^< Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the puter. >^''^< Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. >^"^< Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. >^"^< Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through closed doors. >^''^<... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A. Professional courtesy. Q. Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop? A. Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and night crawlers. Q. What's the definition of a lawyer? A. A mouth with a life support system. Q.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 11, 2008

Valentine's Day Lawyer A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 8, 2008

Angry Blonde A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Final Exam It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted... Sign in to see full entry.

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