puns to you
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Monday, July 7, 2014
blonde golfer
Did you hear about the golfer trying to buy a new golf club? He looked at club after club after club. His friend asked him "Why are you taking so long?" He replied "I am looking for a hole in one!" Sign in to see full entry.
pun time
How did the violin greet the guitar? Cello!! Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, July 6, 2014
bad news
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight,... Sign in to see full entry.
shingles
A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles." She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat." Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, July 5, 2014
old flame
A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match." Sign in to see full entry.
pun time
Two snails went to an auto race. There were twenty six cars, so instead of numbers the cars were identified by letters from A to Z. As the race started, the S car quickly sped away from the trailing pack of cars. Seeing this, the one snail said to the other, "Hey, look at that S car go!" Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 4, 2014
pie
College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them – and sometimes with good reason. “What kind of pie do you call this?” asked one student indignantly. “What’s it taste like?” asked the cook.” “Glue!” “Then it’s apple pie – the plum pie tastes like soap.” Sign in to see full entry.
college student
A college student said to his mother, “I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!” “That is very nice,” muted his mother. “You can go upstairs and start with your room.” Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Gotta wing it!
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink. "Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist," says the parrot. The businessman orders a coke. After waiting two or three minutes, the bird... Sign in to see full entry.