Oh no you didn't!: your parrot died

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Friday, May 6, 2016

your parrot died

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died" "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International... Sign in to see full entry.

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