Oh no you didn't!: why i can't work today

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Sunday, January 3, 2016

why i can't work today

1. If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. 2. When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it. 3. I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other... Sign in to see full entry.

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