1-2-3's How to get more ASS
1-2-3 's of how to get more ASS!
1.Do not Stop at red lights, do not pause for yellow- just get to a Starbucks as soon or as quick as possible (if you could use a little more ass), and if your in the UK and need "ARSE" you are directed to do the same.
2.Once you get there, order anything on the menu that looks creamy, or yummy.
3.Drink. Do this everyday for at least a year or maybe two, and your ass will be as big as 78.9% of all the American women who are sending their husbands to get Viagra in America- perplexed because their husbands can not get it up, and once they do- can not keep it up!
©Harvardgirl AKA Tammie L Anderson