JEllO ASS/ Starbucks
I was just over at the cafe' on this site and the thought came to me to share this one with the rest of the town-
If I could leave women with any observation I have ever had about Starbucks this is it:
The women who order the creamy filled, or cream on the top, drinks almost always jiggle away as they waddle from the counter. Who came up with this idea anyway? Ummm did it go something like this:
"Lets figure out a way to get women to take in more fat in their diet, and get their ass and back of their legs to jiggle like jello more, umm I know lets start a chain of coffee shops and call them Starbucks!"
MEMO TO WOMEN:
Those drinks over there at Starbucks that are creamy and yummy are making your ass look fat. But on the upside, you have created a new rise in the streach fabric market, and tummy suction is on the rise. In addition, thanks to your constant consumption of this fat mixed with caffeine you are also seeking more boob jobs to even out your figures- good job women keep up the fat consumption!
-Harvardgirl