The Flatliner Diaries: Rice Arrives In Lebanon And Israel And... She Did... Uh... Nothing

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Rice Arrives In Lebanon And Israel And... She Did... Uh... Nothing

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice landed in Lebanon, told them all to hold on until Israel bombed them back a couple centuries. Then she flew to Israel and told them to go ahead and continue bombing Beirut, since, for some unknown reason, hadn't been hit the entire time she was there. She then... Sign in to see full entry.

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