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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Burning Cars Isn't Just For Riots Anymore

Auto arson is on the rise. An arson task force in southern California first noticed the trend. Auto arson has shot up drastically. Especially among SUV owners. Why? Well, there are a few reasons, but first among them are the rising gasoline prices making the gas guzzlers that looked like such good... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 17, 2006

Well, Father's Day Is Here And I Got My Father's Day Gift...

No, it's not some godawful tie. It's not some rancid and sickening cologne. It's not even some tool or manly piece of automotive equipment that I'll never use. No, all my kids and my fiance are out of state. I have the house (well, apartment) to myself. For a week.Last year they all went on a day's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Knowing The Difference Between Moral And Morale

A 19-year-old recruit told a co-worker today that when she was shipped overseas, she could use all the "morale" support she could get. Yes, she said it just like that. "Morale" support. Not moral support. And I'm thinking as I walk out of the establishment, "You know, girl, the moral of this story... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006

Onslaught Of Hurricanes Global Warming Or Cyclical Trend?

There is a debate going on among scientists and meteorologists over the seemingly large number of hurricanes in the past few years. Last year saw a record number of named hurricanes. Experts are predicting at least 10 for the upcoming year. One group maintains that it is cyclical, that it has to do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 2, 2006

Why You Wanna Beat A Sista Down?

It has become quite the rage among hip-hoppers and rappers to condemn Oprah Winfrey lately. Ludicris, 50 Cent, and, just recently, Ice Cube have had some negative words to throw in Winfrey's direction. She has been accused not not liking hip-hop. 50 Cent said that Winfrey caters to old white women... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Are You Among The Dumbest Drivers In The Nation?

According to a 20-question test conducted by GMAC, Rhode Island driver's ranked the lowest of all the states. The questions came from simple driving exams administered nationwide. Results of the 5300 people surveyed showed that 1 out of 11 people failed the test. Who was highest? Oregon. For two... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Ray Nagin Re-Elected Mayor Of New Orleans

You know, people just love to wallow in their own misery and general stupidity. Case in point: the city of New Orleans had a chance to oust Ray Nagin, the ineffectual mayor who presided of Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath. Not only was he a bad mayor before the hurricane, he's not been much... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 14, 2006

Directing You To Something So Funny Even Republicans Will Be Amused

Totally unsolicited, I believe this post to be one of the funniest I've read in quite some time. Check out the Tall and Skinny Poet. Democrats will love it; Independents will snicker; Republicans will give up a grudging smile. I swear, on Jane Fonda's grave. What do you mean, Jane Fonda isn't dead?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 13, 2006

American Idol's Chris Daltrey Has A Chance To Burn Bright

I am an American Idol addict. Watch it diligently. Love Simon. Randy's cool. Paula is hot, but too nice. And it seems that I am pretty good at spotting talent. However, my choices never make it to the top (except with Carrie Underwood: I picked her out of the final twelve last year). This year, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 8, 2006

Comrade Fidel Definitely First Among Equals

El Presidente Fidel Castro of Cuba has been leading the Revolution of the people of Cuba since he ousted Batista over four decades ago. He has been the figurehead of the communist regime that has led one of the most impoverished nations on Earth. And Comrade Fidel is a millionaire. Oh, that's right.... Sign in to see full entry.

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