Friday, November 13, 2026
In the 1930s and ’40s, the small town of French Lick, Indiana, required all black cats to wear bells around their necks on Fridays the 13th so that townspeople could avoid them and the supposed bad luck they brought. The town’s decree stated, “The practice was introduced on Friday, Oct. 13, 1939,... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, November 12, 2026
Anyone Who Has Ever Owned a Cat Understands They Are Naughty This Way
Three house pets, a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat, all die and go to heaven... As with all the good animals, God decides to have a one-on-one discussion with each one to see where they will stay in heaven. God turns to the dog and says, "The Book of Life indicates that you have been a very... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, November 8, 2026
A Sunday Morning Groaner
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Thursday, November 5, 2026
A Law-and-Order Groaner
Congratulations to Mark and Ruth Norder on their daughter Laura's acceptance into the police force. Laura Norder is committed to upholding the law and contributing positively to society. 🙄 Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, October 31, 2026
A Halloween Groaner
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Thursday, October 29, 2026
An October Ghost Groaner Joke
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking. It had rained for most of the day, and the parking lot was muddy. They climbed into the truck, and after a few minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, “Look at the window. There's an old... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, October 19, 2026
A Monday Groaner
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Saturday, October 17, 2026
Groaner
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Tuesday, October 13, 2026
Groaner
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Saturday, October 10, 2026
This Sticky Groaner News About the Strapping Fellow Tore Me Apart
The man who invented Velcro was buried today. RIP! Sign in to see full entry.