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Tuesday, October 13, 2026
Saturday, October 10, 2026
This Sticky Groaner News About the Strapping Fellow Tore Me Apart
The man who invented Velcro was buried today. RIP! Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, October 5, 2026
It Doesn't get Any More Groanier Than This
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Friday, October 2, 2026
October Groaner
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Thursday, October 1, 2026
Baseball in Heaven Groaner
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Wednesday, September 23, 2026
The Confusion at the Stores is a Never Ending Cycle
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Saturday, September 19, 2026
Uh Oh...Red and Blue Make Purple
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Thursday, September 17, 2026
In Trump's Case, the Apple Fell and Rolled Completely Out of the Orchard
The president's mother, Mary Anne MacLeod, was a poor Scottish immigrant who boarded a steamship bound for America in 1930. With just $50 in her pocket, she moved in with her sister and worked as a maid until she married Frederick Trump, an up-and-coming businessman. After her husband made a fortune... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, September 14, 2026
He is Ready
A man is stumbling through a shortcut in the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing a group of people in the river. The drunk reaches the water's edge and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol when he asks the drunk,... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
Some Things Should Be Off Limits No Matter What the President Thinks
President Donald Trump's Truth Social post implied that the president considers the Moon to be under U.S. ownership. He posted an image on September 6 with the words “THE MOON IS OURS” beside an American flag. The White House reciprocated by casting the president as a superhero. So far, no... Sign in to see full entry.