Wednesday, September 23, 2026
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Saturday, September 19, 2026
Uh Oh...Red and Blue Make Purple
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Thursday, September 17, 2026
In Trump's Case, the Apple Fell and Rolled Completely Out of the Orchard
The president's mother, Mary Anne MacLeod, was a poor Scottish immigrant who boarded a steamship bound for America in 1930. With just $50 in her pocket, she moved in with her sister and worked as a maid until she married Frederick Trump, an up-and-coming businessman. After her husband made a fortune... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, September 14, 2026
He is Ready
A man is stumbling through a shortcut in the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing a group of people in the river. The drunk reaches the water's edge and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol when he asks the drunk,... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
Some Things Should Be Off Limits No Matter What the President Thinks
President Donald Trump's Truth Social post implied that the president considers the Moon to be under U.S. ownership. He posted an image on September 6 with the words “THE MOON IS OURS” beside an American flag. The White House reciprocated by casting the president as a superhero. So far, no... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, September 8, 2026
Groaner
A man went to a fish restaurant and ordered the Octopus. The waiter told him, "It takes many hours to cook." He asked, "Why?" "Because it keeps turning the gas off." 🐙 Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, September 4, 2026
An End of the Week Groaner Message Regarding Adultery
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Sunday, August 30, 2026
A Sunday Groaner: Don't Mess with Old People
An elderly lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you without proof that you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat.” So... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, August 28, 2026
A Groaner That Might Choke You Up a Bit
Today is a sad day. The man who invented cough drops has passed away; they said there will be no coffin at his funeral. 😳 Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, August 22, 2026
I'm Not a Fan of Talking Politics, but This Needs to Be Said
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