When Your Super Busy, but They Need a Response
So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response. 😏 Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 16, 2026
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
Maybe Some of You Can See Watt I Did Here
I bought a “smart” light switch, but I couldn’t figure out how to use it…so I had to exchange it for a dimmer one. 🙄 Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 12, 2026
This Groaner is a Bit "Ass in Nine," but It's True
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Monday, May 11, 2026
A Wee Bit of a Naughty Groaner for This Manic Monday
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Friday, May 8, 2026
A Friday Groaner to End Your Week
An old Irish lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." *** POOF *** Her rocking chair... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 6, 2026
The Clueless Idiot
There was a guy on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a very dark night in the middle of a terrible rainstorm, and no cars were on the road. The storm was so strong the guy could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car approach and stop. The guy, without thinking about it,... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 5, 2026
A Crusty Groaner
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Sunday, May 3, 2026
A Quick Response from the Helpful Wife to Her Hard of Hearing Husband
Nurse: "We need a stool sample and a urine sample." Man to wife: "What did she say?" Wife to husband: "They want your underwear." 😟 Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 2, 2026
A Saturday Groaner
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way. I think to myself maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me. 🤔 Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
A Naughty Mid-Week Groaner
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed... Sign in to see full entry.