If You Have Ever Wondered How He Makes His Bed, Here's Your Answer
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Sunday, March 1, 2026
Wednesday, February 25, 2026
On a Not So Serious Note, Ponder This Little Beauty
“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, February 23, 2026
It's a Common Pennsylvania Thing That Wreaks Havoc on Vehicles
I'm not sure about other states, but Pennsylvania should be deemed the "Pothole Capitol" of the U.S. PA Potholes Are Among Country's Worst, New Analysis Shows | Across Pennsylvania, PA Patch Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, February 21, 2026
Without Commas, He Would Be Eating Cats
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Friday, February 20, 2026
Clever Wording Will Make Her Comfortable
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, February 18, 2026
An Older Man Has an Exasperating Ordeal with His Prescribed Sperm Count
An 90-year-old man was requested by his doctor to do a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, February 14, 2026
A Relative Valentine Marriage Groaner
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Friday, February 13, 2026
A Friday the 13th Reminder, If Anything Could Go Wrong, It Did
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Wednesday, February 11, 2026
A Hump Day Groaner to Break Up the Monotony of Depressing News
Teacher: "Johnny, can you use the word “gruesome” in a sentence?" 🤔 Johnny: "Yes ma’am, I used to be shorter, then I gruesome." Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, February 8, 2026
This Groaner Needs to Be Addressed
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