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Sunday, April 16, 2006

Parker was hanging on to his Easter basket!

My brother’s family was tabbed to bring up the gifts at Mass earlier today. It was decided my two great nephews, my brother’s grandkids, would bring up Easter baskets for Father. This would surely be a fun thing. When it came time for the offerings to be brought up my sister-in-law and her two sons... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 7, 2006

“BE CAREFUL, JIM”

One of the most enduring memories I have of my childhood and early teens is of a television show that brought me so much joy and taught me so much. Each and every week I would sit down to watch this wonderful show, eagerly anticipating what far away country we would be visiting. I spent many a happy... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 6, 2006

Ernest T. Bass and counting

`Ernest T. Bass, on the old Andy Griffith Show, was one of the funniest characters I have ever seen on TV. Whether throwing a rock through a window or pulling some other crazy stunt Ernest T. was a funny guy. I have always like him and still do after all these years. The funniest thing Ernest T.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

You Can’t Be Doing Too Good If………..

My wife and I had to go to the psychologist today to discuss our niece who is in our custody now. As we sat in the waiting room for the doctor to come several other people came in. One lady remarked how nice a couple the wife and I made after listening to us talk for a few minutes. She said things... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 28, 2005

My Baby had the “Cat Claw Ear”

Last night my wife was trimming our cats nails. We have four cats and this comes out to quite a few nails. We pick them up after and toss them out. Sometimes one goes astray and we can’t find it. You can see where this story is going. All during the day today the wife told me her ear felt funny.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 2, 2005

Do you think they fix all those machines?

I went for a CT scan at the local imaging center yesterday. When I got there the CT scan machine, made my GE, not working. It was being worked on by a certified GE-trained technician. In no time at all he had the machine up and running and I was being scanned. On my way back to work I got to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 9, 2005

I got thrown off of American Idol!

It's amazing how some people react when they get thrown off the stage at American Idol. A lot of these people have no talent whatsoever. This is what I would tell them if I were in that spot! “Music has been my life. Without my music I have nothing to live for. I was certain I was the next American... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 2, 2005

Some Wild Kingdom humor!

I wrote this last year after watching and old rerun of Wild Kingdom! “BE CAREFUL, JIM” One of the most enduring memories I have of my childhood and early teens is of a television show that brought me so much joy and taught me so much. Each and every week I would sit down to watch this wonderful show... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 1, 2005

Maybe she should have just left us alone!

Not long ago the niece, K, and I had a day off together. At one point during the day we had to go to the grocery store. We had some things to buy for dinner that day and some items we needed on hand for the rest of the week. Before we left we had a talk about the candy isle! We had tons of candy at... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Just a little humor from a trip the wife and I took!

A ONE LEGGED-MAN WOULD KNOW………” “How lost do you think you are?” my wife asked. We were riding around trying to find the restaurant where we were going to dine. We had planned to meet some of my wife’s high school friends for a reunion of sorts. My wife and I lived in Texas and had gone back to New... Sign in to see full entry.

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