Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Is this blogger a badass or a cowardly SOB with delusions of normalcy?

He tries to project a macho demeanor. He is constantly running people down and gossiping. His overall attitude is negative. People barely tolerate him. Nobody genuinely wants to be around him. Whenever he is confronted with the truth about himself he looks for a way to threaten to take the person to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Dude, like totally solar

Proof I am a complete smartass: I emailed a friend this pic and told her "Remember, don't look directly at it." Sign in to see full entry.

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They shouldn't. At least not for the reasons you want them to

When someone writes a letter to the editor saying that immigrants should assimilate and adopt "American" values and holidays, and customs instead of retaining the "strange customs and holidays they brought with them," I have a problem with that. My people were brought over here against their will,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

The Final Cut: Commentary and Review

Tags: Movies:: The Final Cut:: Robin Williams:: Mira Sorvino:: Jim Caviezel This is a 2004 movie whose theme is a twist on an idea I had about three years ago. Robin Williams plays Alan Hakman, a cutter, a film editor of sorts in a futuristic society where people are implanted as infants with... Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey lady, his feet wouldn't get dirty if you'd put some shoes on him

I was at Firestone last night. This woman kept griping at her toddler that he was getting his feet dirty by walking on the floor. A simple pair of baby flipflops would ease her frustration. Dumbass. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 24, 2006

99 Million Projects and Counting: Why I have problems in the dating arena

1) We (men and women) don't usually come to the "Let's Be Friends" conclusion at the same time. And the women in my life usually get there before I do. Normally when it is the other way around, we just hang out and never date. 2) I literally have 99 Million Projects going on. I don't go over all of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Making Choices

I get these "Professional Price" things all the time. Occasionally with the gift offer, mostly not. click pic to display larger vers. If I wanted to I could spend $20 on a magazine subscription that I don't particularly want just to get a duffel bag imprinted with the magazine's logo. Or I could... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Dismas: My patron saint and confession that I'm not perfect

In Orthodox Christianity, most people are given the name of a saint. I don't know how many choose or request a name like I did. When I was chrismated last year I requested the name Dismas. I requested that one because, of all the famous characters in the Bible, he's the one I can identify with the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

New Cheesy Pickup Line Just Released To The Public

What's your sleep number, baby? Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Hurricane Whatitsface 2006

Tags: Weather:: Hurricane:: 2006 The murmur of a few prognosticators out there is that the hurricane season this year may be worse than last year. With that in mind I think an evacuation plans need to be in place by the end of May. These storms may appear to move slowly, but given the factors that... Sign in to see full entry.

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