Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Monday, May 1, 2006

Bloggers, Please Don't

There are folks advertising free Botox syringes for Mother's Day. Methinks the commercialization phage that has had hold of Christmas, Valentine's Day, and Easter has taken over Mother's day too. And for you guys thinking Mother's Day is Valentine's Day Lite and that you're gonna get some after the... Sign in to see full entry.

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HOW BLOGGERS GET THEIR MOTHERS DRUNK ON MOTHER'S DAY

Every year, at every holiday, bars and restaurants throw the words "Complimentary Champagne" into their ads. I don't know. Maybe it's an absent-minded knee-jerk of the fingers on the keyboard. Maybe there is a secret society out to get people schnockered and the bar owner is a member and they'll not... Sign in to see full entry.

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WOULD IT OFFEND A BLOGGER IF I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THEM?

I got in to work today and someone was talking about how much my boss's wife is dilated today in the maternity ward. THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT!!! Really, ladies, I know you talk about this stuff amongst yourselves, but would you find it offensive if someone withing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Errant Punctuation in an Inerrant Text

Tags: Bible:: Inerrancy:: Punctuation About 20 years ago I was teaching a Sunday School class and we were looking at Isaiah. We got to chapter 40 and this verse: 3 A voice of one calling: "In the desert prepare the way for the Lord; make straight in the wilderness a highway for our God. Isaiah 40:3,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 28, 2006

Coyote Boring

Tags: Urban Dictionary The link is here. The feeling of frustration after having had to listen to an eternity of someone's diatribe. The feeling manifests itself as being trapped or cornered accompanied by an overwhelming urge to gnaw off something. The problem is that there is nothing to gnaw off.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Several muscle groups are going to kick my ass at high noon.

I just got back from the gym. I did 45 minutes of cardio, 3 sets of abs, 3 sets of chest press, 1 set of incline chest press, 1 set of triceps, 3 sets of flies, and 1 set of shoulder press. I can hear them talking now. Yeah yeah yeah right. Just wait until he goes to sleep. He won't even be able to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Towards a solution to our energy problems

Tags: Fart:: Fire:: Methane:: Fuel If there were a way to bottle this stuff, a person could run an automobile and only spend a fraction of what they do now on petroleum products. I'm thinking it would work kind of like those frankensteinian milking contraptions at the larger dairies. It would draw... Sign in to see full entry.

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The punishment of an impudent human

Tags: Cats I was at a friend's house a couple of years ago. It was the first time I had visited and I hadn't seen her cat before. So the cat was walking by and I reached out and scratched her behind the ears. Friend: She's gonna come claw you in an hour or so. Me: Why? Friend: Because you touched... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday AM Odds & Ends

Tags: Random Crap I am back at the gym. I rejoined Gold's Gym yesterday. I finished my first workout about a half hour ago. I am going over there on the way home. I think this will work better for me than trying to get up and go do stuff before going to work. When I got home, I saw that some... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

9/11 Question for my friends here on Blogit

How many of you here in the US view the world, yourselves, and life differently since 9/11? Do you think that eventually your perspective might have changed regardless? The reason I am asking is that I know I am not the same person I was back in 2000, but I am asking myself whether that difference... Sign in to see full entry.

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