Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Saturday, August 4, 2007

We were being pun-ished. I had to

This "Get It" campaign is supposed to be using a little double entendre to boost circulation. I don't know how effective that is, but from day 1 I have been calling it the "Bad Pun Campaign." So I spent a few bucks on some props and used the campaign mug I obtained last year. The logo has been... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 3, 2007

Anything helps

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A Gentleman's Duel

A gentlemen's duel Uploaded by nettouch Sign in to see full entry.

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Sneezing problems

I hve a coworker who sneezes extremely loudly every night. So we are going to shove new potatoes up his nose to create a silencer. Sign in to see full entry.

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To all who work or aspire to work in Graphic Arts/Print

STOP USING FU KING INCHES AS UNITS IN YOUR FILES!!! Picas and Points are the time honored way of doing things. 10p6, 12p2 and so forth. If I want to see a measurement that looks like a multiple of pi I'll talk to a mathmatician! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 2, 2007

Class Action Suit

I have decided to sue the Unilever company, makers of Axe body spray. I have been using this stuff for a couple of years now and I have yet to be fondled or chased by women while wearing it. If any other guys want to join me on this suit, please send an email to fedupwithit at gmail dot com. Sign in to see full entry.

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To the bird chaser lady

Thank you for fu king up a perfectly good nap with your air horn. This job that you do driving through parking lots blowing your horn and waving your flashlight must hve been devised by a govnernment bureaucrat. It is having all the effects of something handed down from Washington. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Interracial Dating: The Illogic of Better Spent

A funny thing happened on the way to the coffee shop. It happens in most large cities and less in small towns around the country. You're standing in line at the movie theater, sitting in a booth at a restaurant, walking down an aisle at a grocery store...pretty much anywhere. You see them. They're... Sign in to see full entry.

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The non-viral

There is some sort of allergen shit that is in the air right now. Symptoms are a mild dry cough, a throat feeling that is not exactly sore but feels knocked around a little. I have started sucking down Theraflu to see if that helps. Next I'll start firing garlic tabs and Emergen-C at it. It doesn't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Introducing Method to Madness

A new habit I am trying to get in is laying out my clothes for the next day <em>before</em> going to bed. I am not having trouble making a decision when getting ready to go to work as to what to wear. It is more of a problem of value. Deciding what to wear, attaching suspenders to pants and... Sign in to see full entry.

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