Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Friday, January 4, 2008

Dust Cover

So a friend told me that he has been dating someone and is worried she won’t let him keep his porn. I told him to get a bag of dust and throw a little on top of the tapes and DVDs. I figure dusty porn hasn’t been touched in a while. If she doesn’t mind its existence at all then her only problem is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Digital Cameras: Know your exit before going in

A lot of the images I see out there are out of focus. This has to do with people getting too close to their subjects. If you're not aware of or familiar with your camera's capabilities and limitations you won't know that you can only get 1.2m (about 4ft) from your subject. So you get about a foot or... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 3, 2008

Gluttony, Bad Customer Service or Both

In this AP story patrons of an Asian restaurant were given a doubled bill and asked to never return because they were "fat and eat too much." This incident is not without its requisite denials on both sides. If the employee did in fact tell them that they were too fat and that one of the men looked... Sign in to see full entry.

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MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!! FEBRUARY 5 is SUPER FAT TUESDAY!!!

Yep Both Super Tuesday and Fat Tuesday... Head to the polls and head to happy hour Sign in to see full entry.

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New Book: The Captcha Code

I'm telling you we just need to wait a few years and the entire past and future of the human race will be laid out in these cryptic little images. I'm serious. You'll be able to sit and click the refresh wheel for days on end like you're on a ship in The Matrix. It'll be used as a predictor of... Sign in to see full entry.

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J.C., you're doing a heck of a job

This was an article worthy of The Onion. It might have worked better on Comedy Central than in print. But given who we're dealing with I'd actually like it if former Evangelical Christian minister and current Republican Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee had chosen Jesus as his running mate. Sounds... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Expat

I think I'm going to move to Argentina if Hillary gets elected. President Cristina Fernandez is cuter. Sign in to see full entry.

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A Munificent Surprise

A friend of mine was at the Goodwill warehouse store and bought a purse for $3. It is a Prada purse and inside the lining was a platinum ring with a 1ct diamond surrounded by 18kt gold worth about $2000. Anything that doesn't sell at the Goodwill store ends up in this warehouse and they price all... Sign in to see full entry.

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Those Crazy Neighbors

There are friends I have that I don't see very often. People get busy over time and my life and job have me engaged in certain routines as do theirs. That happens to everyone and I don't know whether or not one can avoid it. The thing is, some of my friends have neighbors that get on my nerves... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008

IF ANYONE IS THINKING OF DOING THIS, DON'T and PAY ATTENTION

DO NOT crush up pills in order to be able to inject them. I know you see people with a mortar and pestle grinding solids into powders and making solutions with them. That's okay for making hot sauce but you're not dealing with food. You're dealing with something people then intend to inject into... Sign in to see full entry.

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