Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

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Friday, July 4, 2008

If I'm ever deemed insane

I am going to require that only British people be allowed to speak out loud about it. Americans have an overall lack of color, er colour, when describing mental conditions. It's a dryness of metaphor...no real feeling to what's being said. They usually devote most of their speech to descriptions,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Portrait

This is me against the U.S. Civil Flag. Sign in to see full entry.

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FDA WATERMELON WARNING

IF YOU EXPERIENCE PRIAPISM, AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, SEE A GROCER IMMEDIATELY. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Gavel Strikes Rostrum

"It is somewhat puzzling I think that you can have 100% certainty about the weapons of mass destruction's existence and zero certainty about where they are." —Hans Blix Sign in to see full entry.

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"Finished" Work

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Saturday, June 28, 2008

The Coming Attrition

If you're part of one of those Googleplex Gigachurches. You know, stadium seating, myriad people and all that. Look for a marked rise in small group attendance while seats in the auditorium stay the same or have less people occupying them. This will also accompany apologetic sermons on behalf of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Language

On my 57th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a witch doctor living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the witch doctor,... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Road to Control

Okay today the Supreme Court backed up the 2nd amendment. This struck down the move to prohibit gun ownership in DC. Do not think that we haven't moved closer to gun control nationwide. The fact that it was challenged at all is the evidence. This is the Bill of Rights that is being challenged in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tera-Thumb

A friend at work and I thunk up the idea for this. We've barely gotten 1TB 3.5" hard drives on the market. So don't y'all embarrass yourselves by going to Best Buy, Circuit City or Fry's, 'cause it ain't there. Sign in to see full entry.

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