Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Friday, August 12, 2005

Wow! You Mean Your World Is Really That Flat?

I was at our newest Whole Foods today for lunch. If you ever come to Austin, be sure to visit this place. However. If you're coming from some place where the horizon is narrower than most people's waist bands, stay home. You won't enjoy your visit. I'm at the International Foods buffet bar and I had... Sign in to see full entry.

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Kissing: The Definitive Guide - NOT!

There's been alot of chatter recently about kissing. Compatibility. What people like. What people don't like. Too much spit. Too much tongue. Not enough of both. I am a great kisser. I like to have at least a good uninterrupted half hour to hour with a woman. More, if possible. I like having enough... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

A Slight Miscalculation

A few years back someone I knew went to an out of town game with a coworker. Jennifer was 22 at the time. She's attractive and brilliant, and back then she could get a wee bit rowdy at a party. This has sometimes brought guys to wrong conclusions about her, and more specifically about their... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Journalistic Inquisition

Maybe the reason journalists are pulling every cockamamie proposal out of their asses to sway public opinion for or against, and usually against, judicial appointees has to do with the fact that Roe v. Wade is a shaky piece of legislation to begin with. The Boston Globe appears to be putting a bug... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 9, 2005

IQ Test

Which of the 8 doesn't belong with the other 7? Sign in to see full entry.

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A Partial Retraction

I was pissed off when I found out what happened to Max. The post I wrote a few days ago was the sum of every frustration I have had with irresponsible dog owners acquaintances, associates, feeders, human pack members, roommates, whatever, all my life. I had been sitting all night seething and when I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 8, 2005

SURPRISE!

The look on my friend Doug's face Friday evening as he weathered the top stair and turned to find me in his living room. Doug's wife Kellie and I had been plotting this for a couple of months. Doug's birthday was the next day. Sign in to see full entry.

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Priorities Are In Order

Katie has some interesting comments on some neighbors who just moved in downstairs. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005

If You're Going Out Dressed Like That,

Why Am I Not Allowed To Look? I'm in line at this restaurant. I'm there quite a bit, so I tend to chat with the folks making the food. Behind me is another gorgeous girl. I guess I have a habit of running into these when I'm out. I think I had seen her there a week or so ago. This time she's wearing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 5, 2005

Radar Is Up Again

I am encountering another possible scam on Match.com. This time it is a woman who says she has a PhD, and only lists English as her language, but writes in broken English. To me, if a person lists English as the only language they speak, and says they have a PhD, they should be expected to write in... Sign in to see full entry.

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