Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Thursday, August 31, 2006

Thursday, August 31, 2006

This Week's WTF Award Goes To...Drumroll and envelope, please..

Wasabi Flavored? Originally uploaded by NoNo Joe. Funyuns Wasabi Flavored. Call the Narco unit. We have indirect evidence that crack cocaine has been distributed at the Funyuns plant. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 12:54 PM Comments (3) (permalink)

JUST DON'T WASTE MY EFFIN' TIME!!!

2 weeks ago I was named Employee of the Month for something I did for a customer. There is a cash prize and a reserved parking place. Well about half the time when I get here there is someone in my space. I always strive for self-sufficiency, whether I make it or not and so when I can't park where I... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 12:15 PM Comments (0) (permalink)

Okay, I guess I am old

I actually remember flight attendants saying, "The captain has turned on the no-smoking sign. Please extinguish all smoking materials." Now they leave the no-smoking sign on and come around to tell you that you can use your iPods and Blackberry devices. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 11:38 AM Comments (1) (permalink)