Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Friday, June 30, 2006

Friday, June 30, 2006

UNCOUTH, ILL-MANNERED BLOGGERS

TEACH YOUR COUGHING TUBERCULAR BRAT TO COVER HIS MOUTH!!!! I actually got up and moved to the other side of the theater to remove myself from trying to watch a movie for 2 hours amid the cascading mucussy sputum/spray from the row behind me. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 9:10 PM Comments (2) (permalink)

Um, a computer error

I called the Census Bureau. It turns out that my phone number was attached to someone else's information. What's next? Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 9:38 AM Comments (1) (permalink)

BLOGGER INCOMPETENCE AFFECTS US ALL

NEW RULE! Companies and Government agencies have to stop issuing laptop computers with vital records and databases on them. Try this. I promise you won't see that much of a difference: Make them log in from the net like the rest of the world. Or at least change your slogans and mission statements to... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 9:36 AM Comments (1) (permalink)

Now what?

I got a phone call today from the US Census Bureau. They gave me a case number. Wooo Maybe they heard I had some uncomplimentary things to say about their census quiz they have been sending out. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 8:56 AM Comments (0) (permalink)

BLOGGING NIGHTMARE

I am sure that I have said here before that I sleep with the TV on most nights. Sometimes I fall asleep watching a DVD, sometimes stuff I have recorded on Tivo and other times I'll start watching something on "Live TV." Well you go to sleep during one thing and then you wake up during something... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 4:24 AM Comments (3) (permalink)

Movie Title Clarification

There is a movie out whose title is The Devil Wears Prada. That title is not descriptive of reality. The Devil does not wear Prada. The Devil wears Crocs. The Devil's girlfriend wears Prada. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 12:27 AM Comments (0) (permalink)