Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Monday, May 1, 2006

Monday, May 1, 2006

Bloggers, Please Don't

There are folks advertising free Botox syringes for Mother's Day. Methinks the commercialization phage that has had hold of Christmas, Valentine's Day, and Easter has taken over Mother's day too. And for you guys thinking Mother's Day is Valentine's Day Lite and that you're gonna get some after the... Sign in to see full entry.

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HOW BLOGGERS GET THEIR MOTHERS DRUNK ON MOTHER'S DAY

Every year, at every holiday, bars and restaurants throw the words "Complimentary Champagne" into their ads. I don't know. Maybe it's an absent-minded knee-jerk of the fingers on the keyboard. Maybe there is a secret society out to get people schnockered and the bar owner is a member and they'll not... Sign in to see full entry.

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WOULD IT OFFEND A BLOGGER IF I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THEM?

I got in to work today and someone was talking about how much my boss's wife is dilated today in the maternity ward. THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT!!! Really, ladies, I know you talk about this stuff amongst yourselves, but would you find it offensive if someone withing... Sign in to see full entry.

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