Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Zen and the Art of Hair Coloring

I was chatting with one of the chefs at the sub place today. She has this rather unique hair coloring thing going on. So I asked her about it. She said, "It's a work in progress. I don't think in terms of "new" color. I just put whatever." "So what color does it grow out as?" I asked. She smiled.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Like A Bad Retelling of Humpty Dumpty

We know we can't cure you of AIDS, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, or MS, but if you break your face we can swap it out for you. Next the salon doctors will be offering the in-an-hour outpatient version of face transplants, right down the hall from the Botox booth. I don't want to make fun of people who... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Psychology Behind The Throwing Of Beer Bottles

This past Thursday I was driving around the corner next to the hospital to park so I could walk around the sidewalk. I looked to my right and I saw it just in time to swerve and miss really screwing up my tires. Another damn fool had broken a beer bottle on the pavement. I got out, took the broom... Sign in to see full entry.

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