Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Friday, September 9, 2005

Friday, September 9, 2005

I Am Officially Hooked

Rome 'Nuff Said. Sign in to see full entry.

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The Chronicles of Experimental Use: Vol. 1

It was 1981 and I was at a party. I was 18 then, but so was the drinking age. I brought a bottle of plum flavoured MD 20/20 to the party with me. Sometime during the evening the little flame came on and the joint was lit and started making its rounds, with each successive person making high-pitched... Sign in to see full entry.

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Comment Spammer Found Dead

GODTHAAB, GREENLAND: A comment spammer was found dead this morning in a wireless internet coffee house. The man, who appears to be in his early 20s was found face down on his keyboard with a ream of printouts of his comment spam protruding from his rectum. "We've got too many suspects to narrow... Sign in to see full entry.

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She cancelled again, so i'm taking a walk

I've been playing phone tag with a friend for about 3 weeks. Stuff keeps coming up that is keeping us from meeting for lunch. She just called and cancelled again. So I am going to hit the trail. Back in a few hours. Sign in to see full entry.

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