Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich.

I don't really know if I would describe this sheriff as one of those "good cops," but I am quite sure that he's the kind of boss, I wouldn't mind working for, if I were a policeman. This guy would always " have your back." Of this, I am certain. When the bullets start flying, I'd want to be on his side. Guy Ya just gotta admire the man for being honest. POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up '... Sign in to see full entry.

Women sure are different than us regular people. I meant to say, norm ………... Okay, I mean MEN. If my dog were to roll on a week-long dead salmon, then comes strutting proudly over to my truck, reeking to high heaven, I would just go, “PHEW!” I would then take him down to the river, soak him down, and suds him up, dunk him about a dozen or so times, and then rub baking soda and tomato juice into his hide. Any woman that I know, would gag and quickly run away, then reverse direction and run back,... Sign in to see full entry.

I just woke up, so I’ll just run this new, legal, moneymaking sca……..uh, IDEA, past those whose opinions I trust, my fellow bloggers! Maybe when I become fully awake, it won’t sound like such a sure thing, but right now, I don’t see how this could miss. Since our new prez is printing up money like it is going out of style, to pay for the changes that everyone said they wanted by voting him into office, this will deflate the value of every dollar, and considerably. Family and corporate fortunes... Sign in to see full entry.

A good friend of mine, "Larry, the computer guy," just sent me this. This is just too good, to NOT share it with all of you, well the ones that read my blogs anyway, and who cares about all the others, right?...... Damn it, I do! To be perfectly candid, I'm an admittedly unrepentant click whore, and if I knew how to catch and hold their interests, I certainly would. Well, you can't please everyone, so have to please yourself. Hey, ya know, that'd be a pretty good song lyric! Where is a pen &... Sign in to see full entry.

Most of my stuff isn't worth stealing, but you might want to know this info: THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU: 1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier. 3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste means... Sign in to see full entry.

Today I heard this nauseatingly familiar commercial ad, for the first time, in more than a year. I was really hoping that it was gone for good, but it is back again, for BAD! I went back into my docs file, located and dusted this past blog off, and as I usually do, I tweaked it a bit, hopefully improving upon the original. Guy “ Ever feel like everyone’s having more fun than you? Well, they ARE!” Oh, great. THANK YOU, Mr.Bodyless commercial voice! I was still trying to come to terms with the... Sign in to see full entry.

I am SO angry right now that I could bite through ten penny nails! My insurance agent has screwed me over for nearly twenty years, and there doesn’t appear that there is anything I can do about it. When I first became aware that my insurance premiums were being paid for nothing, was when my agent informed me that she was leaving her position with her former employer, to go into business for herself. She told me that as an independent agent, there were many more choices of insurers available,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thoughts, that I thought I’d share: Live your life, as though it is your lifelong project, to be sorely missed by everyone whose life you have touched, when you die. To be remembered, one must be memorable. Attempt to be SO beloved, that your passing will inspire a flood of heartfelt tears, and genuine mourning of your loss, to their life. The only TRUE wealth one can ever really have is many, many friends and good health. This goal to never make an enemy, is impossible, admittedly. ( somone... Sign in to see full entry.

Rush Limbaugh just had a HEART ATTACK! I’m shocked! Who amongst us, would have guessed that Rush Limbaugh might possess a functioning HEART? Darth Cheney’s heart has attacked him repeatedly but ineffectively, because this is the age of medical miracles and micro-miniaturization. I fear that Cheney’s new nano-mechanical heart is incapable of doing him any permanent harm. Now, Rush will probably have to have one of these technological wonders installed into his,………… Hmmm, I wonder, where WILL it... Sign in to see full entry.

Payment Distribution to Writers for period ending January 1, 2010 (Pending) Writer Pages Read Payment Share With the end of the month rapidly approaching, I thought that it was time to post the list of those writers whom I have recently read, before the whole list cleans it's own slate, and then it will all begin again. It is a good thing that I'm not one of those people that give sinister relevance to certain numbers, or I would have had read one more blog, or one less, this month! We humans... Sign in to see full entry.