From abject despair, to a joyful epiphany, in a FLASH! Sage stuff!
I just had a disturbingly awful thought! Does drinking beer, that ambrosia, nay “ Nectar of the Gods,” contribute to global warming?!! When I open a fresh, cold Magnum 40 oz., carbonation bubbles vigorously, up and out. This is carbon dioxide, a dreaded “ greenhouse gas.” By the time I get to the bottom of the bottle, the last couple of ounces are body temperature and flat as piss on a plate. All the CO2 has escaped into the atmosphere by then, except for that which I swallowed, and its escape... Sign in to see full entry.