Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Thursday, June 21, 2007

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Name games and a couple of jokes

I know a man in my area named Dave Wright. I told him that I wished that I were given his name. He asked me why. I said that if it were true and I met an attractive lady, I would introduce myself by saying, “I’m Dave Wright but you can call me Mr. Wright!” He apparently had never thought of this but I’d be willing to bet that he used my line after that. Speaking of names again, I can imagine the country music duo “Big And Rich” meeting an attractive pair of ladies who weren’t big country music... Sign in to see full entry.

Another good farmer joke that cracked me up!

A farmer answered a knock on his door and found a man waiting to ask him if he planned to use a thick area covered with milkweed. This was in a pasture that was not being used, fallow land being rested for a year. He told the man that if he had a use for the milkweed he was welcome to it. Milkweed was a nuisance to him and would be plowed under anyway. The man thanked him and left in the direction of the pasture. Later the farmer noticed the man walking past his farm carrying two heavy pails of... Sign in to see full entry.

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