Bulls, cows and bullsh*t, in that order
Some bulls were discussing the rumored arrival of a new bull to the farm. “If he thinks he’s going to get any of my cows, he better think again,” the biggest and most senior bull declared. “I only have half the number of cows you have! I sure won’t give him any of mine.” This, from the second in seniority. So it went with the bulls, right down to the newest and smallest bull with only two cows of his own. The day of the new bulls arrival, all gathered to see him disembark from the stockcar.... Sign in to see full entry.