Someday I shall take over the world, again.

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Saturday, July 17, 2004

Gotta get in a laugh

Needed to act stupid for a moment, so I figured this would be my blog to do such a thing in And I thank all of you who are going to go and point out in my comments here that I never act stupid. I know you are all thinking that every word that I write here is a pure genius, and I thank you for such... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 9, 2004

Do you know who I am?

This is once more a very serious question. Well, no its not. I never ask any serious questions here you know. Who am I? I'm Spider-m... No, wait that's not right. I think I saw that in a movie somewhere. Can't remember the title of the movie right now. Okay, I am what I am... No that's from a movie... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 24, 2004

If you read one post this year it needs to be this one

I am very serious about it. This post is very, very important. It could change all your lives. Well, not really. In fact I have nothing of any value to say in this post. It is just a waste of time. I figured I needed to get a post up in this Blog. But if that did change your life, then good for you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 11, 2004

Time for rewards

You-look-fabulous shall be rewarded. For you see I reward those who listen to me. She read my post when I told her to and there for when I take over the world, I shall allow her to have the state of her choice on the eastern sea board, with the exception of Florida, New York or Maine (I have plans... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 30, 2004

I got nothing to say

But I am saying it anyway So if you do not like what I do not have to say, then don't read it Although you should still click on my blogs Always click on all my blogs If you check out one, you then need to go and check out all the others Even if they have not been updated in months So go, right now,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004

nipples, nipples, nipples

All I had to do was talk about my nipples and I got hits I figured I would try it here as well So everyone, I got nipples And how was your day? Yes, I am doing this just to see if people will click on the blog and give me their money. Everyone should give me their money you know. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 16, 2004

Where it all started

Kooka Man sits behind the tree Mighty, mighty king of the world is he Fight, Kooka man, fight, Kooka man What a life you led Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 8, 2004

It's been a while

Time to just spit out whatever I feel like I gotta update this blog every once in a while after all Even if I really have nothing to say Although I do not ever have anything to say in this blog That is the point of this blog I say nothing here Does that then have some kind of reverse meaning then?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 25, 2004

My first post from upstairs

I have spent all morning running the cable needed to finally get the two computers in our house networked. So now there are more places I can get on line from So now my reach is greater As my reach expands, so will my power Give in now and follow me That way I won't have to work as hard Trying to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 18, 2004

The world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese

There is nothing here to read There once was though now it is gone I will miss those words I wrote Don't remember tham at all But I would bet they were good Wel, now there is something to read here again It is just not what it once was Don't know if it is worth reading though. Sign in to see full entry.

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