<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/kooka_lives6634"><title>Someday I shall take over the world, again. - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/</link><description>Just me messing around just to mess around.</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/616784" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/593188" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/564637" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/557596" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/538100" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/531828" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/520522" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/485360" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/472507" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/416482" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/616784"><title>THIS ONE IS JUST SO WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/616784</link><description>Add your own joke, since there is no end to the possible captions. This is just so wrong. I wonder how many Christians are conflicted about their feelings on this piece. You gotta wonder if they would go and boycott an item depicting Jesus because of the accidentally disturbing attributes of the...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/593188"><title>THAT WAS ONE ODD EPISODE OF THE TELETUBBIES</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/593188</link><description>A friend sent me this link here. Do those condom costumes look like Teletubbies to anyone? You have to admire what they are trying to do and it really shows the differences between our cultures.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/564637"><title>CAN YOU FIND ANYTHING MORE BIZARRE THAN THIS?</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/564637</link><description>I remember seeing this (Watch the whole video) when I as a kid and I was a little freaked by it back then. Now it is just weird. Of course the song is actually very catchy and I do frm time to time find myself singing it for whatever reasons.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/557596"><title>HE JUST CAN'T CATCH A BREAK</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/557596</link><description /></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/538100"><title>SOMETHING FOR ALL THE TRANSFORMER FANS OUT THERE</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/538100</link><description>This video here was really very well done. Really impressive and funny.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/531828"><title>THE LINK BETWEEN JESUS AND THE EASTER BUNNY EXPOSED</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/531828</link><description>Go here and learn about the great cover-up involving the Book of Mr. Nibbles.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/520522"><title>WHAT KIND OF A GOD WOULD ALLOW SUCH THINGS?</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/520522</link><description /></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/485360"><title>I LIKE THIS GAME</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/485360</link><description>Go here to find a fun educational game. I'm really good at it myself.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/472507"><title>Attempted knock knock joke</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/472507</link><description>I wrote this to try and make a point, but I really liked how it turned out. So here is a kid trying to tell a guy who lacks a sense of humor a knock knock joke. Kid: Hey, mister, wanna hear a knock knock joke? Guy: (Confused, but willing to be polite) Okay. Kid: Knock Knock Guy: (Looking confused)...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/416482"><title>THEY REALLY SHOULD NOT PROMOTE THOSE NEGATIVE STEREOTYPES</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/kooka_lives6634/416482</link><description>While at a Den Leader's meeting last night I saw a dog chase a cat through the house. I felt I needed to talk with that dog. 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