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Monday, December 20, 2004

THERE IS A GHOST IN MY HOUSE

And I think it likes to play on the computer. It has been very strange lately. I have an instant messenger and there have been several times now where I have set my status to 'away' or 'appear off line' and somehow I get changed back to being on-line. I was upstairs the first time this happened. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 10, 2004

I GOT NOTHING TO SAY HERE TODAY

really, I have nothing at all for this post. I promise you that reading what I write here will just be a waste of your time. I am just writing this to write a post. it is for the simple sake of having something posted in this blog. This is all gibberish. Are you still reading? I really am not going... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

AM I MY DAD?

I was starting to think that Unicorn and this new guy matos (I want to call him mentos for some reason) are really one and same. The more I look at it the more it seems very likely to me that it is so. The only proof left is for matos to say guestion instead of question the way Uni does. My guess is... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

I SAW GOD IN MY SOUP

So here I am making tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner. I stired the soup and am surprised when I saw the most handsome face ever looking back at me. Here I was expecting to see the Virgin Mary on the sandwiches, but instead God appears in my soup. I looked at the face in my soup... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 6, 2004

OKAY, SO WHO SENT THE FEDS AFTER ME?

My wife noticed a cop car just outside our house with lights on last night. It just sat there for about an hour or so. At one point the driver got out and walked to the corner of our yard and stood there looking around. I am figure it is because of all my comments here on Blogit someone has gone and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 5, 2004

I GOT MY FIRST VIOLATION E-MAIL FROM BLOGIT

Wow and it only took just over a year. You would have thought I could have gotten one sooner than that. So how long so you all think it will be before I get my next one? I really had not violated any blogit policy (Close to it I will admit, but I did not cross the line, just danced right on it). I... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 29, 2004

UPDATES, UPDATES, UPDATES

I don't think I will have much time to Blog this weekend, so I figured I better go and do a bunch of updates tonight. So this is the update for here. Did it change your life at all? Man, that is really sad if it did, This really is not much of an update you know. Would you like your money back for... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

A BLOGGER MADE ME CRY

She called me names and was mean to me. All I did was point out that she was spreading lies. I wanted her to use facts instead, but she put her fingers in her ears and want 'nah, nah, nah, nah' Then she called me names and made fun of my name. I am oh so hurt by it all. Maybe if I were to start... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 22, 2004

MY LAST POST

This will be my last post for the weekend. I have stuff to do before I go away. I will not be able to give anyone here my vast wisdom for a few days. I know it will be hard for all of you here, but I will return. Hopefully your lives will not fall to chaos without me. I know you will all miss me.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 18, 2004

BOOBIES, BOOBIES, I LIKE BOOBIES

It is amazing that right now i have to defend the idea of a man admiring breast. It seems there are some here who feel breast should not be admired. They think that men should not see them as the magnificent things of beauty they are. Well I will not follow such poor logic. Breast are a thing to be... Sign in to see full entry.

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