Someday I shall take over the world, again.

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Saturday, November 22, 2003

Snow, snow everywhere

The snow is evil It is ruining my plans So there will be a delay in me taking over the world I hope no one will be upset by this It will still happen I promise all my followers that I'm going to go and have some lunch now Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 21, 2003

I look in the mirror

I do, from time to time. I see a freaky world where everything is backwards. It scares me sometimes. People beware this mirror world. It can be hypnotic to some. They will stare into it for hours, trying to please their other self who is looking back. I find my wife often gets caught in this kind of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 20, 2003

I got a headache

It's called a wife Lately she is getting more and more difficult. Why can't women be more like men? I mean that in a non-sexual way though. I like women physically the way they are. They can just be impossible at times. "Women, you can't live with them and you can't have hetrosexual sex with out... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 19, 2003

I'm back

But I gotta go It's almost time for bed. Had fun playing with my son So go and read all my other Blogs. Get me into the top ten I think I have stuff to say there You won't know unless you read them. Sign in to see full entry.

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I gotta go play He-Man

My son really enjoys He-Man And right now he wants my attention So I gotta go and play for a little while Hope no one is going to cry over me leaving like this. I'll be back at some point this evening though. By the power of Greyskull!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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I know the headless chicken

We were looking stuff up about a headless chicken thing. There was a Mike the Headless Chicken which lived for 18 months without a head. They even have a celebration every year over the thing. So now I gotta call my friend Mike 'The Headless Chicken'. He is already answering to the new name. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 18, 2003

It's all about me

Yes, it has finally happened. The event you were all waiting for. I have an About Me page up. So go and read and learn. It'll be a good waste of a few minutes. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 17, 2003

Ariala, Ariala , everywhere is Ariala

I was just reading New Comments, and Ariala had either written, or was mentioned in most of them. She is just everywhere it seems. Is she the new goddess of BN? If so I need to know so I can find favor with her. Maybe she can go and get her picture taken to look like that Venus picture. The one with... Sign in to see full entry.

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I want Jesus back

He only did, what three posts, and then you all scared him away. I miss him already. He seemed like such a nice, down to Earth guy. Oh, where are you Jesus? Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 16, 2003

it is all for fun in the end

Okay you people out there Let's get everyone to stand up for a moment and go look in a mirror. Make a funny face just because you can. Stick your tongue out at yourself. No stick it out father dammit. I want to see those tonsils. Now go 'nah',' nah' "you look silly Mr. (Or Mrs.) funny face."... Sign in to see full entry.

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